revengeromance:

revengeromance:

dogboy who, instead of reblogging posts, redogs them

this deserved so many notes fuck you guys I’m gonna go run into the street because no one put the leash on

cryptotheism:

Woo Brain: “My home is haunted”

Rational Brain: “Most ghost phenomena is explained by infrasound and carbon monoxide leaks”

Wizard Brain: “Ghosts are made of infrasound and carbon monoxide.”

cognitohazardous:

make that pussy poppenheimer

apfsds:

itznarcotic:

Did that rock band ever find out how many crows there are or should I count them myself

bloomedwings:

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

official-kircheis:

Programming is very Kafkaesque. You’re dealing with this arbitrary system that no one will explain to you because no one actually understands all of it. There are bugs.

femc-supremacy:

ellevandersneed:

just called saul

faustandfurious:

faustandfurious:

faustandfurious:

Chivalry, but in an explicitly queer way

Duty, divorced from militaristic connotations, doing the right thing because it is the right thing and because it needs to be done even if nobody will thank you for it

Tradition, as connection and humanity and the knowledge that there are some things we have done for thousands of years because we love each other